It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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