I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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