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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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