I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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