My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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i dont even know how to be here
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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