dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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