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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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