just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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