Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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