im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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