The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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