Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good

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(434): View more from Virginia

he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him

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(817): View more from Texas

You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(518): View more from New York

The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list

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(703): View more from Virginia

I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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(406): View more from Montana

all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.

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