Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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