omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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