We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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