My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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