im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You need Xanax blowdarts
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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