time to smoke my breakfast
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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