Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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