butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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