If i come over, it means nothing
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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