arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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