I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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