any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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