just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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