Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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