Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm too high and old for this...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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