Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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