it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize