i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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