If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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