dude i'm inner monologue high
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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