I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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