So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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