I need help removing her.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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