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just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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