M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love having hate sex.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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