Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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