the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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