He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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