We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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