I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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