just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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