he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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