New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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