I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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