Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.