Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake

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(810): View more from Michigan

I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.

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(912): View more from Georgia

There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.

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(805): View more from California

Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"

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(914): View more from New York

Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.

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(607): View more from New York

I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel

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