my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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