i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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