Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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