i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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