i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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