You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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