There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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