it hurts more in the daytime
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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