I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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