I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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